DRANOPARTY

yeah dude — i’ve got a book recommendation for you

blameaspartame:

a real “GOOD BOOK”

maybe youve heard of it?

it’s called THE BIBEL

it’s all about this chill guy named JESUS (ever heard of him??)

well let me FILL YOU IN …

he turned water into wine (cooler than a KEGGER right?)

he also WALKED on water (can Harry Potter do that?)

then one time he walked into this temple ….

and WENT APE AND SMASHED UP THE PLACE

oh yeah — he’s also kinda sorta the SON OF GOD (no big deal)

God so loved His Sweet Son Jesus that He raised Him from the dead after 3 days

(kind of like invincibility in video games — yeah, only COOLER)

now he just hangs out in his Dad’s Pad (uhhhhhhhhhhh it’s called HEAVEN)

and guess what? YOU’RE INVITED

check out THIS BOOK for MORE INFO:

GET WITH IT