nayx: dolphins would probably be feminists if they could talk dolphins do talk. they never stop talking. they talk while they’re asleep and do you know what they talk about? social hierarchies im not making this up
i changed my background to marbled paper because marbled paper is the shit
orange makes me feel disgusting
my cousin believes in chemtrails
I upload John Cage’s 4’33” to YouTube. YouTube detects a DMCA violation and mutes the audio.
bastiane replied to your photo: im in tears she’s like that cillian murphy guys ie what the fuck is up with her face why is it doing that why wont it stop aaaaaaahhhhhh i wish tilda swinton was my mom
sigourney weaver looking stern, poised, in control.
imaginaryimageblog: Two toddlers running lines from ‘Waiting for Godot’, only taking breaks for crackers and juice.
i just got home from a party. somebody called the cops and three pigmobiles showed up. me and the other underage kid left before the police talked to us but i heard that the girl hosting the party got charged with providing to minors. bullshit. idk who else was underage.
it’s gotten to the point where i have to watch cooking videos on youtube to encourage myself to go make something to eat
you can tell when you’ve had too much coffee because you have to poop– sam
“don’t let the internet hurt you. don’t let numbers make you cry” that was my motivational speech to sam. nobody’ll get that kind of motivational talk from me for at least another month.
i had a dream i moved to chicago and i was like “how am i going to get to school”
jemgem:pre-tentious:vraifur:boyslut:polldoll: Literally the best plot twist in Tumblr history. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH MY GOD THE ENDING fuckingfuckingfucking OH MY FUCKING GOD I’M IN TEARS Pissing my pants laughing! holy shit
forinternetbyinternet: NO WAAIT DONT LIKE UNFOLLOW ME N JUNK. STICK AROUND FOR SOME HILARIOS BLOGGIN HIJINKS!!!!!!!! RATE COOMMENT AN DSUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!! please everyone follow sam he’s a sensitive boy :(