DRANO PARTY: Archive

today my art history professor told the class that we have no culture because we don’t know the year that MoMA was founded

Mar 30th

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sovietbitches replied to your post: sometimes i speak in the third person but instead… taylor no

Mar 30th

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sometimes i speak in the third person but instead of saying my own name i say “ernest hemingway”

Mar 30th

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does this dress make me look fast and bulbous?

Mar 30th

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Mar 29th

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me: he gave us a squirrel trap
mom: did he put it in the attic?
me: no. we need to put a garbage bag down because the squirrel will start peeing when we pick the trap up.
mom: because the squirrel doesn't like us?
me: we need to put peanut butter or nuts or fruits in it.
mom: so we have to be nice to the squirrel and then make him pee?
me: he's going to pee. it doesn't matter if we're nice or not.

Mar 29th

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my dad gave me a squirrel trap does anyone know some fun games i can play with it?

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Mar 26th

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turns out the male gaze is like the exact opposite of the male gays

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Mar 25th

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I Met a Life Science Student and He Talked to Me...

Him: Soon we'll be able to genetically modify babies in the womb so parents can choose how their babies look.
Me: Designer babies.
Him: There are some ethical issues though. Like do parents have the right to exert so much power over their children?
Me: Whatever, I just don't want ugly babies.
Him: Well, so far all they could do is change eye colour and hair colour.
Me: Can they give them birth marks in the shape of my favourite band's logo?
Him: No
Me: What's the point then? Everyone will just make aryan babies.

Mar 25th

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I Met a Life Science Student and He Talked to Me...

Him: You know, most human organs aren't completely necessary. We can survive without a lung, a kidney, some intestines, or a stomach.
Me: Would getting my stomach removed make me skinnier?
Him: Yeah, probably.
Me: Cool, maybe I will.
Him: Uh, you can't just get your stomach removed because you want to be skinny. They only do it for med—
Me: Are you calling me fat?
Him: ...what?

Mar 25th

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buy a wedding dress from a thrift store and put it on and then go to a bar and get in fights

Mar 25th

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