i just bought an album off itunes im special
happiness is a large gut pile
has anyone ever noticed that we all have blogs but we don’t usually look at each others blogs we just look at tumblr? isn’t that kind of cool.
turns out running while sick makes me a bit pukey
sometimes i can’t tell the difference between my sacred bowls and my normal bowls :P
my favorite drink recipe by hanna spencer
gelfling: you will need: juice or whatever vodka directions: step one: pour the juice step two: pour the vodka into the juice; when you think you’ve poured too much, pour a little splash more and stir it with a dirty pen you found under your bed enjoy! made one of these last night a+
the deer hunter is seriously the worst movie i’ve ever seen
i’m sick for like the second time this month so i’ve locked myself in my bedroom and i’m trying to sweat it out. i hope i sweat away all of my body.
how come on like every british panel show there’s this one black lady who never talks but always laughs at everyone else’s jokes.
Anonymous asked: WHO'S your best friend on tumblr
i’m watching this movie for film class and i swear if the ending is “she has aids but no one knew because this happened before people knew about aids” i’m going to be so pissed
“why do you always put your hand to your mouth?” because i have daddy issues
the taste of vodka is slowly becoming the taste of happiness
i have this thing where straight guys flirt with me when they’re drunk
the second law of thermodynamics is don’t talk about thermodynamics