i got my TTC photo ID oh god i look like a rapist
indifferentchild: Myth busted. Hot things don’t get rid of stuffy noses.
how many calories does puking burn?
sovietbitches replied to your chat: Cinema Professor: In some narratives, characters… ~breaking the fourth wall~ he went on a rant about how people complain that he uses big words all the time and he was like “this is university. you’re here to learn things. if you don’t know what a word means, just ask me.”
the-weather-channel asked: happy birthday
Cinema Professor: In some narratives, characters address the audience and briefly become a part of the non-diegetic material.
Me: Like in Funny Games and Dora the Explorer.
it’s world rabies day happy world rabies day
truckyeah asked: Omg we have the same birthday
can’t i just skip my birthday?
Anonymous asked: happeh burfdai
chaeos asked: your lay out is so cool- how do you get the overlay gif? thankks ;:)
trillz4ever-deactivated20120730 asked: do you have to drink all of it because i tried to last night after eating too much pudding and i couldnt because it was so salty and eh but im still quite naseous ;-(
it’s my birthday in an hour what did everyone get me?
puking makes me tired
philosophymajor replied to your post: why did you drink that green liquid first? woah? does that really work yes
Anonymous asked: why did you drink that green liquid first?
a video of me puking
confused old people in scooters riding up and down my street for no apparent reason.
me: i have social anxiety. it's triggered by people who consciously treat me differently because of my social anxiety.
me: i think i'm going to puke
“we are creatures of ambivalence. we sleep in our tombs” what if one day I die?
factism replied to your post: I wish I could be your tumblr friend :c :c :c : ( i miss talking to you (even tho we hardly did) but w/e pumpmylove forever pumpmylove will live on in our hearts
tumblr friend application age: sex: hobbies: what will you do to make up for the fact that im boring and difficult to talk to?: why do you even want to be my friend?:
Anonymous asked: I wish I could be your tumblr friend :c :c :c
abby is allowed to be ugly and reblog my posts though every rule has an exception she’s the exception
canadian joke: one time a guy was shot by a crossbow therefore crossbow registry
PSA: if you’re ugly you can just stop reblogging my posts right now thanks
dworkinclasshero asked: PHOTOSHOP YOUR WAY INTO THE HEARTS OF MILLIONS, WHY DON'T YOU?