October 2011
September 2011
i got my TTC photo ID
oh god i look like a rapist
indifferentchild:
Myth busted. Hot things don’t get rid of stuffy noses.
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how many calories does puking burn?
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sovietbitches replied to your chat: Cinema Professor: In some narratives, characters…
~breaking the fourth wall~
he went on a rant about how people complain that he uses big words all the time and he was like “this is university. you’re here to learn things. if you don’t know what a word means, just ask me.”
the-weather-channel asked: happy birthday
Cinema Professor: In some narratives, characters address the audience and briefly become a part of the non-diegetic material.
Me: Like in Funny Games and Dora the Explorer.
it’s world rabies day
happy world rabies day
truckyeah asked: Omg we have the same birthday
can’t i just skip my birthday?
Anonymous asked: happeh burfdai
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the-boney-king-of-nowhere replied to your post: your lay out is so cool- how do you get the overlay gif? thankks ;:)
that would be the floating smiley face things
javascript
im tired
chaeos asked: your lay out is so cool- how do you get the overlay gif? thankks ;:)
trillz4ever-deactivated20120730 asked: do you have to drink all of it because i tried to last night after eating too much pudding and i couldnt because it was so salty and eh but im still quite naseous ;-(
it’s my birthday in an hour
what did everyone get me?
puking makes me tired
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philosophymajor replied to your post: why did you drink that green liquid first?
woah? does that really work
yes
Anonymous asked: why did you drink that green liquid first?
a video of me puking
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confused old people in scooters riding up and down my street for no apparent reason.
everyone: hello
me: i have social anxiety. it's triggered by people who consciously treat me differently because of my social anxiety.
everyone: um
me: i think i'm going to puke
“we are creatures of ambivalence. we sleep in our tombs”
what if one day I die?
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factism replied to your post: I wish I could be your tumblr friend :c :c :c
: ( i miss talking to you (even tho we hardly did) but w/e pumpmylove forever
pumpmylove will live on in our hearts
tumblr friend application
age:
sex:
hobbies:
what will you do to make up for the fact that im boring and difficult to talk to?:
why do you even want to be my friend?:
Anonymous asked: I wish I could be your tumblr friend :c :c :c
abby is allowed to be ugly and reblog my posts though
every rule has an exception
she’s the exception
canadian joke:
one time a guy was shot by a crossbow
therefore crossbow registry
PSA: if you’re ugly you can just stop reblogging my posts right now
thanks
dworkinclasshero asked: PHOTOSHOP YOUR WAY INTO THE HEARTS OF MILLIONS, WHY DON'T YOU?