September 2011
i don’t get it
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Hurricane Irene; Thank the Gays.
thewordofamerica:
Anybody else find it strange that the first hurricane of the season is set to hit New York?
Furthermore, how New York is the most recent state to allow gay marriage?
Hurricanes hardly ever go up north, the tend to hit Florida and the southern states. However, as soon as hurricane season barely peaks out of it’s hole, New York gets hit. Why? The only logical reason is that God...
August 2011
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i’m pretty sure facebook just said that i might know a dead guy.
I DON’T WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH A DEAD GUY!
i’m debating whether i should try to make friends at university next year.
pros
parties
people to buy me booze
people to sell me weed
some people are cool and fun to talk to
i wont look like a loser being alone all the time
cons
lots of people are horrible and horrible to talk to
talking to people is stressful
i’d have to make small talk (which i can’t)
i can’t...
riding on a tidal wave of i don’t care
wolfing down a slice of i don’t care
snorting a line of i don’t care
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i thought i had a dent in my skull but then i found another one about the same size on the opposite side of my head so i assume it’s normal.
my college is having this kegger called “all black everything” and it’s $20 but if you wear all black everything and come before 11pm it’s only $10.
it’s in a frat house.
i still probably wont go.
the soap in my bathroom smells so weird
i wish i could post smells on tumblr so all of you could smell it
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Which shirt for picture day, & which shirt for...
be-you-tiful-you:
Shirt #1
Shirt #2
Shirt #3
Shirt #4
Shirt #5
Shirt #6
Shirt #7
Shirt #8 (belt or no belt)
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i actually searched “how to make nachos” on youtube
i wanted to make cheese sauce because in my mind pouring cheese sauce over tortilla chips is a hell of a lot easier than making nachos in the oven but it turns out that making cheese sauce is a hell of a lot more tedious than making nachos in the oven.
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what is edgy?
“edgy is going right up to the edge of the cliff and being able to see all the way down and dancing anyway”