November 2011
I go to places and then they blow up
indifferentchild:
I went to this Mexican hotel that blew up a year later.
I went to the World Trade Centre and they blew up a year later.
This must be a gift.
October 2011
Anonymous asked: Her blog is like yours but with animal print: fuckyeahlarauster. tumblr. com
the campus psychiatry people called me today and asked me questions like “do you have feelings of hopelessness?” and “do you have suicidal thoughts?” and i answered yes to pretty much all of the questions except for when they were like “are you having trouble sleeping?” i said “no i love to sleep”
fa666ot asked: fandoy lis is the best movie i dont evencare
Anonymous asked: Nick Mount is godly. Not as godly as you ;)
Anonymous asked: do you like your english professor
chauve-souris:dranoparty
if anyone says that they want to watch a jodorowsky film with you what they really want to do is fuck you
oh
welp
if it means i get to watch the holy mountain
i can just lend it to you i guess
if anyone says that they want to watch a jodorowsky film with you what they really want to do is fuck you
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smjorga replied to your photo: look at this dog
what the hell is this?
a dog in a spooky halloween costume
im going to make a gash in my leg so no one can see it and i’ll bleed out during dinner
mom i told you how hungry i was
I TOLD YOU
i was walking down the street without my glasses and i was like “what if someone just painted themselves completely black for halloween like those kids in that fever ray music video” and then i saw a person coming towards me and they were completely black and i was like “oh my god someone did it!” but then it was just a black person.
things my english professor says:
“for halloween i’m going to be an alcoholic father. it’s great. i wont even have to act”
“i hope i didn’t offend anyone. wait, if anyone was offended screw you”
“fiddy cent. fiddy… fiddy… fifty? …mr. cent”
horror
they have all these anti-suicide ads in the subway for like people who jump in front of trains and they’re like “don’t do suicide, call this phone number instead” and i’m like “there’s no cell phone service in the subway”
i open my laptop in lecture
firefox is open with a google image search for “babies”
i wonder what the people behind me are thinking
they are judging me
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ATTENTION: I JUST ORDERED A PIZZA WITHOUT FUCKING UP HORRIBLY
THIS IS MOMENTOUS
