January 2011
This party sucks. I escaped to the bathroom with a bunch of vodka and now I’m listening to Kap Bambino.
December 2010
Not going to be blogging tonight because I’m going to a party because I have friends.
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Sorry Eric.
It usually takes me a while before I notice that a photo has a dick in it.
“I went to this guy’s house and he had cockroaches and I went to step on...”
– Trash Compactor Guy
This lady just called English muffins “egg McMuffin bread”
Mom why are you out so late? You said you’d be back early and it’s almost 1 am. Where are you mom? Do you realize how fragile my life is right now?
This is just perfect →
The host in the background when she’s singing.
