This party sucks. I escaped to the bathroom with a bunch of vodka and now I’m listening to Kap Bambino.
Not going to be blogging tonight because I’m going to a party because I have friends.
It usually takes me a while before I notice that a photo has a dick in it.
I went to this guy’s house and he had cockroaches and I went to step on...– Trash Compactor Guy
This lady just called English muffins “egg McMuffin bread”
Mom why are you out so late? You said you’d be back early and it’s almost 1 am. Where are you mom? Do you realize how fragile my life is right now?
This is just perfect →
The host in the background when she’s singing.