February 2012
sometimes i can’t tell the difference between my sacred bowls and my normal bowls :P
my favorite drink recipe by hanna spencer
gelfling:
you will need:
juice or whatever
vodka
directions:
step one: pour the juice
step two: pour the vodka into the juice; when you think you’ve poured too much, pour a little splash more and stir it with a dirty pen you found under your bed
enjoy!
made one of these last night
a+
the deer hunter is seriously the worst movie i’ve ever seen
i’m sick for like the second time this month so i’ve locked myself in my bedroom and i’m trying to sweat it out.
i hope i sweat away all of my body.
how come on like every british panel show there’s this one black lady who never talks but always laughs at everyone else’s jokes.
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i’m watching this movie for film class and i swear if the ending is “she has aids but no one knew because this happened before people knew about aids” i’m going to be so pissed
“why do you always put your hand to your mouth?”
because i have daddy issues
the taste of vodka is slowly becoming the taste of happiness
i have this thing where straight guys flirt with me when they’re drunk
the second law of thermodynamics is don’t talk about thermodynamics
i saw a picture of a person smoking a cigarette and now i want a cigarette :(
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verte-i-go replied to your photo: i tried to make an alcoholic slushie but i just…
naw gotta use a blender for that shit :)
all i had was a milkshake/smoothie maker :( but i made do
i also got pre-crushed ice from the fridge because i thought it would make it easier but no.
i’m so drunk i just wrote a deconstruction of a facebook fan page and then posted on the fan page
Watchindifferentchild:
My new bad habit.
i just saw this fat lady violently push her way through a crowded bus to get to a seat
why do obese people think it’s their god-given right to constantly be sitting down?
the cops are at the projects across the street again
fucking sirens don’t they know i’m trying to study :(