May 2013
Sober Me: I don't want to be hungover tomorrow so I'll only drink two or three beers.
Drunk Me: Have more drinks. Sober me will never know.
i ate a duck heart
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astroize replied to your post:
wtf since when do you need experience for…
since always? i thought the whole point of volunteering was that it gives you experience that you can then put on a resume for a real job
wtf since when do you need experience for volunteer positions?
“It’s another Toronto Star whatever.”
– Rob Ford (in response to crack-smoking allegations)
“RICKY! THEY CAUGHT US SMOKING CRACK!”
“Calm down Bubbles, Robbie will take care of it.”
im still pissed that i can’t log on to my flickr account anymore
“No Kidding” is the best title ever for a book about not having kids.
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dworkinclasshero replied to your post: i think my physics professor might think that…
i think they might but i am scientifically illiterate
Because of the uncertainty principle we can’t know how electrons move in an atom. The bohr model is just a metaphorical representation used to indicate the different energy levels of electrons in an atom. Also to orbit in the same way...
i think my physics professor might think that atoms literally look like tiny solar systems
stephen harper’s arguments for not legalizing marijuana:
when you buy illegal drugs you’re supporting criminals
only bad people sell drugs even if they’re sold legally
it’s illegal for a reason: because it’s bad
what an idiot
there are two types of people in the world: people who are in the bible and people who aren’t in the bible.
my mom and her boyfriend are downstairs watching tv so basically it means i can’t make nachos which is awful.
who the fuck reads books?
me, that’s who
that’s why you should hire me
“it’s like a variation on a mimosa except instead of champagne you use vodka”
fuckin vodka + juice
shit i accidentally got drunk
flickr is the most anal website with login information
i applied for a job at a (non-adult) video store.
in other news, i forgot the login information to my flickr account and i’m pretty sure a prostitute tried to get me to have sex with her.
in physics class i learned that sometimes we do science, but mostly science does us.
im starting my bullshit physics class today. at least the professor is funny.
